Looking through the list of collaborators on Cho Dependent, there’s
Tegan and Sara, and I see AC Newman. I know you’re also working
with Broken Social Scene’s Kevin Drew. The truth seems pretty
obvious: Margaret Cho loves Canada.
I have worked with so many different Canadians, I wonder if I qualify
for a Juno? (Laughs)
The fact that you even know what a Juno is means you should get one.
I love the New Pornographers. They’re, like, the greatest band,
and also Broken Social Scene. I have an affection for giant Canadian
supergroups. And, of course, Tegan and Sara are phenomenal.
AC Newman co-wrote “Your Dick.”
It’s so funny that a straight guy wrote the most beautiful song
about a guy’s dick. And it’s very much his style —
that orchestral pop — and Ben Lee produced that track.
When you’re writing a song called “Your Dick,” is
there a particular inspiration?
I wrote a really long poem, and it’s not really about —
we’re so hard on men all the time; I wanted to do something that
was just really celebratory. And it can also apply to anyone who’s
a top. It’s also for lesbians, too; anyone doing the topping...
We didn’t have a recorder when we made the demo, so we recorded
it on my BlackBerry in one-minute increments. We had to do, like, five
of them.
The song “Intervention” really captures the bizarre impact
of reality television.
What’s weird about Intervention [the reality-TV show] is that
the people don’t know they’re going to be intervened, you
know? They’ve agreed to be in a documentary about addiction. I
mean, what other documentary about addiction...? These people must be
fucked up. They have no idea what’s going on... I like it the
more crazy they are: It’s not enough for people to just be drunk
or smoke crack; they have to inhale some sort of weird compressed air.
That kind of shit, to me, is so awesome. Going to the Office Depot to
get her drugs is so crazy!
How did the process of writing music differ from writing stand-up material?
In a lot of ways it was the same. I try to sit down every day and just
hammer something out. This was just more rhyming couplets and stuff.
Do you think you’re telling stories about other people in the
music process, or is it still intimate for you?
It’s very intimate. All the songs are very honest in their own
ways, and they’re talking about really truthful things. In the
Andrew Bird song, “I’m Sorry,” I wrote that because
I had something weird happen where I was in love with somebody and he
ended up killing someone; he killed her and stuffed her body in the
attic of their house and she had partially mummified. I was so horrified,
you know — I’d been in love with him for 17 years. He never
left my heart, and you idealize somebody and then they do something
so hideous you can’t even believe it. I was so mortified and I
didn’t really know how to process it, and I wrote the song because
I just didn’t really know what else to do. And sometimes dark
humour is the only way we can overcome really horrible tragedy.
What are some of the major topics at the front of your mind for your
stand-up material?
Well, I’m so mad about this gay-marriage ruling in California.
They overturn Prop 8 because it’s unconstitutional, and then they
have a stay of gay marriage, so I want to talk about that. It’s
also a lot about my family history and coming from a family of immigrants
and my relationship with my grandparents — all stuff I haven’t
talked about very much, like Asian-American identity. And, lots of dick
jokes. (Laughs)