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‘Tis the season with A Blackheart Christmas.

Various Artists
A Blackheart Christmas
Blackheart Records

Tired of suffering through the same old Bing Crosby/Nat King Cole generation of Christmas music? Joan Jett has a cure for your woes, with this rockin’ collection of holiday classics and original tunes, now available on vinyl through her label, Blackheart Records. Serving up the cheer are bands such as Girl in a Coma, The Dollyrots, The Vacancies, The Cute Lepers, and the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll herself. Texas trio Girl in a Coma channels Elvis on its countrified rendering of “Blue Christmas,” while The Dollyrots summon the ghosts of riot girls past for an in-your-face version of “Santa Baby.” You’ll want to bundle up and sing along with Thommy Price and Nefertiti Bones’ merry “Winter Wonderland,” which sets the perfect party tone. But the disc’s standout track has to be Jett’s guitar-driven cover of “Silent Night,” which features “special guests” in the form of samples from President Obama’s acceptance speech and even Sarah Palin’s infamous “I can see Russia” sound bite. Joan Jett rules the season — but you already knew that.
—Michelle McCarthy