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Debriefer: Comedian Liam Sullivan

You may not know the hilarious Liam Sullivan, but chances are you have had a close relationship with his alter-ego, Kelly, the shoe-obsessed, gonna-get-what-she-wants betch who has sung/screeched her way into our hearts. LiamShow.com is overflowing with various off-kilter videos and sketches. You can also catch him in unpixelated form as both Liam and Kelly on the Beautiful Tour with comic-maven Margaret Cho when they hit the road in March.

We're going to imprison you in the city of your choice for the rest of your natural life. You can do anything you want there, but you must stay in that city forever. Where would you choose?
L.A. Slam dunk! I already live here. The rest of my unnatural life I would like to spend in New York City, of course.


Why would you live in this city forever and not somewhere else?
My friends are all here. I could live with my good friends in Schnecksville, PA, but I might hit a deer.

In what part of the city would you reside?
Los Feliz is where I'm at now and I like it. It's place for vegan yoga instructors, hipster screenwriters, and Armenian mavens. And me.

Where and what would you eat?
I eat at: Tub Tim Siam for takeout Thai food, Fred 62 for diner food, Vinoteca for cheese, the Dresden for cocktails, the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf for coffee, and Trader Joe's barbecue chicken pizza for when I'm editing my videos at night. I also like tuna fish sandwiches from Gelson's.

What would you do for fun?
I work for fun. I write, act and shoot videos for fun. There are so many talented actors, writers, directors, cinematographers etc. here to work with, I feel really lucky. I'm doing a show with my friends at drama34 this weekend and I can't wait. We call the show A.S.S. Don't ask what that stands for. Hell, this is just my life. Should I have picked a different city? Like Paris, or Hawaii?

Where would you go for a night on the town?
A night on the town would involve a permanent stop at the Sub Standard. That's my girlfriend's apartment. She shares it with two guys. I played Guitar Hero there for about 3 hours during a party once; that gave me the spins. That and about 9 pounds of whiskey. A raucous game of Celebrity or Catch Phrase would last until 3am. I really don't need much more fun than that. People say L.A. is full of superficial jerks. I have found lots of non-superficial jerks and I love just being silly with them no matter where we are. Unless it's raining; then I stay home.

What kinds of shops are worth going to?
I love going to Goodwill and picking out weird costumes for my characters. The Apple store is always fun to visit and stare at the grown-up toys and drool.

And on the flip side: What city would you never, ever visit again, if you had a choice?
I don't want to insult my wonderful, intelligent, hard-working cousins in Worcester, Massachusetts, but I think I just did.

Kelly has become nothing short of an icon for shoe-obsessed betches everywhere. How on earth did she come to be - was it an organic process, or an immediate caricature? Do you have to be all dolled-up to really take her on?
Kelly is a lot of women's voices in one. I don't have to be in costume to play her, but it does help.

Your characters are so outrageous - are any of them based on real people? Care to name names?
I signed a gag order with myself, so I can't do that. But yes, some of them are based on real people I know or have had a doctor's appointment with.

Much of your comedy is music-based, from "Text Message Breakup" (featuring a cameo by always-amazing Margaret Cho) to "Relationshit" and the infamous" Shoes." Do you have a background in music?
My extensive background in music includes the sexiest instrument of all: alto sax. I was "Saxman" (no one called me that) in the King Philip Junior High School concert band, lead singer in the totally amazing "Sign of Life" rock band in high school, and student to my friend Todd, who taught me six chords on the guitar. I took piano lessons somewhere along the line, but am terrible at all those instruments, including singing. But I can do comedy, and music is kind of similar to comedy because they both have a rhythm usually. I think that's why they put them in the same category for those award shows.

You seem to have an amazing ability to keep blinking at an absolute minimum, as witnessed in the hilariously repetitive "Muffins"; what's your secret to get the best lockdown look?
Commitment, specificity, and something to look at.